azuria518: pizzaforpresident: One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable. the zombies….they’re…here…. jesus christ I thought this was fake but here’s the source I’m at a lose with this one…. This is horrible…. I’m not ready for the zombie appoc yet….
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The absolute worst things in the world. azuria518: That fucking centipede….ugh. I HATE them. (Source: anarchymydear)

The absolute worst things in the world.

azuria518:


That fucking centipede….ugh. I HATE them.

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I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you bro. heyfunniest: You’re a bro, he’s a bro, she’s a bro, your mom’s a bro.  Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard (Source: iamthemagicks)

I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you bro.

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You’re a bro, he’s a bro, she’s a bro, your mom’s a bro. 

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